jaclcfrost:

a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”

and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal

thanks to confusedbutter for the link!

shaz-enrico:

Tha Kool Kids

nippled:

*throws flower petals at you* be my friend

neko-chicana:

creating characters you really love

not having a story to put them in

thankyoucorndog:


a really dumb straight-to-ink comic about how one really loud negative presence shouldn’t overpower all the positive presences in your life or something??? idk this is bad

thankyoucorndog:

a really dumb straight-to-ink comic about how one really loud negative presence shouldn’t overpower all the positive presences in your life or something??? idk this is bad

neyruto:

can we stop being so heteronormative here on tumblr.com. some guys aren’t looking for their m’lady, some guys are out there looking for their m’lord. 

thesylverlining:

babebraham:

today at the bookstore i asked the lady working if she had any lgbtq books that i could check out and her eyes magnified in what i mistook as horror and i thought i had offended her and then she said “i have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement i’ve been waiting for someone to finally ask” and she all but burst down the stairs to get them for me

bless

"I have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement" is my new go-to pickup line